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You may also appreciate the humorous outtakes from our wedding.
Forse ti piacerebbero le foto umorose dal nostro nozze.
Poate iti vor place poze dela nunta noastra.
Jokes from the mission field: "Real missionaries never retire"
Taking aim at Obama's 'change'.
Obama's first day as President of the USA
 Some humor in image retouching |
Gaffe of the decade comes from the President of the world's Superpower.At the signing ceremony of the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell", the law signed by his Democrat predecessor to allow homosexuals to serve in the military as long as they don't tell anyone of their sexual orientation, minute 5:00 into the speech, Obama says, "No longer will tens of thousands of Americans in uniform be asked to ...look over their shoulder in order to serve the country they love." You are absolutely right, Mr. President. Now a million straight soldiers will have to start looking over their shoulder, and not pick up the soap in the shower, and.... That is what you get when you don't have your teleprompter, Mr. President. |
  Marvin didn't
realize how serious his wife was about his not putting his elbows on the table.  Alessandro non
sapeva quanto la sua mogliavoleva che lui smetti mettere la braccia sulla tavola.  Ovidiu nu stia
cat de serioasa a fost sotia lui ca n-a vrut sa-si pune cotul pe masa. |
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 10 centesimi
sapere il tuo peso25 centesimi ~ non riderò 50 centesimi ~ non faccio barzolette $1 ~ tengo il tuo segreto 10 centi ~ te
cantaresti25 centi ~ nu rad 50 centi ~ nu fac glume $1 ~ Nu spn nimenui |
 Then there was
the day when the frequency carrying Captain Kirk was too close to that
carrying a Klingon order from Chick-A-FilletUn giorno la
frequenza del transporto di Capitano Kirk era troppo vicino a quella
del transporto di ordini di pollo per i KlingoniO data
frecventa care atransportat Captain Kirk a vost prea aproape la o
comanda de pui pentru Klingonii. |
 "Se Bush vince, moriro'
un martiro. Se Kerry vince, vivo in oscurita'. Qual'e' meglio?" "Psst! Veramente vuole sapere le nostre idee?" "Daca castige Bush, mor
un martir. Daca castige Kerry, traiesc in obscuritate. Pe care vrem?" "Tssst! Crezi ca vrea sa stie ideile noastre?" |
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 After several thousand
years on the job, Peter has a senior moment at one of the most inopportune
times.Dopo qualche mille anni,
Pietro mostra la sua eta' e non ricorda dove ha messo le chiave.Peste cativa mii de ani
in serviciul lui, Petru incepe sa nu aduce aminte unde a pus cheile |
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 They say that Oldman
Johnston finds that the fire and brimstone sermons have lost their punch.Le prediche non sono
piu' cosi' spaventose.Bunicul meu nu mai are
frica de aceias predici ca anni in urma. |
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Forse ti piacerebbero le foto umorose dal nostro nozze.
Poate iti vor place poze dela nunta noastra.
Jokes from the mission field: "Real missionaries never retire"
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